Family, Spiritual, Travel

Covid Humor

A friend sent me this and we can all use humor these days. Proverbs 17:22 A joyfull heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries the bones.

! Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

! I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.




! I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator

! Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —The Living Room or The Bedroom

! PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

! Homeschooling is going well. 2 Students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

! I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.

! I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog…..we laughed alot.

! So, after this quarantine…..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life find me or do I find them?

! Quarantine Day 5: went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

! My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

! Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

! I’m so excited—- it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

! I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m tired of Los Livingroom.

! Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with sanitizer for good clean fun.

! Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…I am offended.

! Better six feet apart than six feet under.

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